
Kaden is a nut.. his mind runs a million miles a minute in the craziest directions. The other day as he was laying down for a nap we had this conversation..
K: Mom will you please put these shoes in my garage? ( He was taking off the shoes he had worn to school)
M: Sure, but it is a closet
K: Oh, so what is a garage
M: Where we park the cars
K: Oh yeah, ( then he stops thinking for a minute)
K: Mom, why did Jesus create this earth?
( I was totally taken aback... how did we go from closets and garages to the creation of the world?)
M: Um because he loves us so much
K: And we needed to have bodies
M: ( again a little taken aback) Yes that is right
K: SO if Jesus made this earth how come he doesn't live here?... I want him to live here with me.
M: He will one day but right now he is watching us from Heaven with Heavenly Father
K: Who is Heavenly Father
M: He is the Father of all of our spirits
K: NO that is daddy
This conversation went on for atleast 10 more minutes til finally he was okay with the idea that we could have a daddy on earth and a daddy in Heaven. Then he said,
K: It is kind of like that song "Heavenly Father are you really there?"
M: Yeah kind of
K: So is he really there?
M: Yes he sure is
K: Oh, OK.
M: Kaden it is time for a nap. We can talk more about this when you wake up!!
Another day Chris was playing a video game and there was a group of brow trolls with clubs grunting and picking on a man in the middle of the circle. Kaden saw them and yelled "OH NO!! It is the LAMENITES!"
Another day we were leaving for a long car ride and I told him he needed to go potty before we left. He insisted he did NOT need to go potty but me being the mean mom I am made him go try anyway. Sure enough when he got in there he did need to go pee. As he was leaving the bathroom he said to himself, "That freaks me out! My pee wasn't empty!" Apparently he was quite confused why there was pee in his bladder when he didn't feel the need to go.

Oh Taycee Taycee, where to even begin?? Most days I am laughing at her one second and restraining myself from strangling her the next. But she does say some seriously funny things.
I was exercising in my bedroom and I was only wearing yoga pants and a sports bra. Taycee came in the bedroom and said "MOM! Will you please put a shirt on so I do not have to see that BIG belly."
Taycee woke up from a nap and said "Mom while I was sleeping Grandma and Bent were throwing some chicken food at each other." I laughed. Apparently she dreams about food fights.
I couldn't find her one day and paniked, I found her half way down our street on her little three wheel bike. After scolding her for leaving the house I asked what she was doing. She said "I was just going to pedal to grandma's house because I miss her." haha that would have been a LONG LONG bike ride.